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it immediately starts w danny pudi makeouts i can’t handle this movie

girl. what am i going to do. this movie is two hours long. can i make it

the fact that his nose is such a big dent over her cheek is cute lol. also when he has kiss scenes it always gets smushed cutely. i love a big nose so bad im sorry

“you spend years trying to find the person you love most in this world, and then the two of you conspire to create a third person that you like better than each other?” oh shit that kind of makes sense.

all the jabs at woke culture are so boringgggg it’s the same joke every time

also i know some corporate environments r truly jokes (or at least hyperbolically so when portrayed in movies) but too much exaggeration is also boring

i'm glad they keep putting him in suits in these lame movies i keep watching

sharrrssktkstwwrreszsaahhhhhhhh

they go to their friend's house and there are a bunch of kids who attack him with water guns and balloons. he's wearing a light colored shirt. honestly this is entirely just a thirst watch bc this movie is super not good so far

what it is successful at so far is making me not want kids

this script is SO BAD she literally goes "so have you guys seen the new season of our favorite show yet?" WHAT'S THE SHOW????

the parent friends haven't seen the new season of Generic Favorite Show, but they HAVE been watching a netflix documentary on education - like charter schools and shit. super plausible. why is everyone bad at improv what are you sayingggg

"the argument" was uncomfortable but at least the other actors were also pretty strong and felt like real annoying people who were supposed to be annoying. this one is so. bad.

at least i have this screenshot

close your big ol eyes 🤚

also in the first scene i did not screencap it but you see his tiny little ass from the side. he has no ass. but i'm not an ass girl so i don't care

1. corporate danny character and his cute little nerd fits!
2. it's soooo dumb how the young people are portrayed in this script i feel embarrassed for them bhdfhbdh

these people don't even seem to LIKE each other god the things i watch for stupidly beautiful men (no one is forcing me)

for some reason i really see the polish side in this shot of him. am i just deranged

i have nothing to say i just like his face

UGGGGGHHHHH